Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines
Let’s get something straight right off the bat — people who try to hit on girls over Xbox LIVE are pathetic. This is a universal truth, without exception. Now while I’m sure the one-liners used on Xbox Live are at least slightly more creative than the “show me ur boobz!” comments you find on Yahoo!, they never really move past the “ZOMG UR A GRL GAMR LOLZ UR HAWT!!1″ frame of mind.
Thanks to Hawty MC Bloggy, you lonely souls now have ten new hollow-point bullets to load into your 9mm of love. …that was a shitty analogy, and I apologize. Either way, Hawty MC Bloggy aka “bs angel” on XBL has come up with ten Halo-themed pick-up lines to help those in need of a little Spartan love.
“I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.”
“Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.”
“As soon as I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable” and I would tend to agree.”
“Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.”
“With the weapons I just need to hit “X” to pick them up. Does that work for you as well?”
“You are impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.”
“I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.”
“*eyeing the breast plate* I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?”
“I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.”
“I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?”
There you go, folks — again, you can go to Hawty MC Bloggy’s site and read her explanations to them all. Then, you can go and try ‘em out online.
…virgins…
Microsoft, Xbox 360, Pick-Up Lines, Hawty MC Bloggy, Halo, Xbox LIVE
August 6th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
This list was funny as hell, some added ones from comments by other users (not as good as the main list mind you):
“Forget capturing the flag, girl I’m trying to capture your heart.”
“You sure do have a nice ass….ault rifle.”
“You wanna a ride on my ‘hog?”
And an upgraded pick up line for Halo 3, “You can ride my man cannon anytime”