“The Man in the Mask” TIME Magazine on Halo

Halo is huge, without question. The original Halo: Combat Evolved has sold well over five million copies, and was almost single-handedly responsible for putting the original black brick, the Xbox, on the map. It’s sequel, Halo 2, sold a reported 9.2 million copies since it’s release in 2004. That brings us to Halo 3, which has already become the fastest game to reach 1 million pre-orders. When Halo 3 is finally released on September 25th, I have a working theory that every Xbox 360 console will brick inside of 72-hours.
…wait, why the hell am I giving you guys a history lesson on Halo? Y’all should know this! Moving on!
TIME Magazine has a story about Bungie and the Halo franchise on their website, and it’s a fascinating read. On one hand it tells an interesting story regarding Halo’s breaking out of the gaming industry to become a mass-market multimedia property, while simultaneously showing exactly why the mainstream news media still simply does not “get it”.
I found it especially compelling to read about some of the things the guys at Bungie went through in an effort to finish Halo 3. From recording different sounds for every footstep on every surface while working twenty-hour days, to one designer who has to drink a Diet Coke to kill the caffeine cravings so he could sleep.
Also, did you know that Marty O’Donnell, Halo’s audio director, is also the man who penned the Flintstone’s Chewable Vitamin jingle? I did not know that. But that’s neither here or there.
Now, while hearing the story of Bungie’s dedication to completing their game, and doing it right, is indeed compelling… you also had statements like this:
There is an invisible subculture in America. Those who belong to it love it with a lonely, alienated, unironic passion. Those who don’t belong to it walk right by, uncaring, just as people walk right by that unmarked building in downtown Kirkland.
It’s sad to see that in an article written about one of the biggest properties in the entire gaming industry breaking out into the mainstream, the core fanbase (in this case, gamers) is still painted as “lonely” and “alienated”. Maybe I’m reading too much into it. Maybe I’m not understanding it correctly because it’s 5:30am and I can’t sleep. But hearing gamers still being referred to with such words just irks me.
Also, I don’t think Lev Grossman, the person who wrote this, actually played Halo.
Much of the action consists of the Master Chief shooting alien antagonists while swapping Eastwoodian one-liners with his sidekick, a computer program named Cortana who appears as a sexy hologram. … They’re full of literary touches and evocative phrases–the Master Chief travels in a spaceship called the Pillar of Autumn.
…I haven’t played Halo for a while, but I’m pretty sure the Pillar of Autumn got blown the eff up. The rest of that… I’ll let you fanboys eat up.
Microsoft, Xbox 360, Bungie, Halo 3, Master Chief, Cortana, Pillar of Autumn, TIME

August 31st, 2007 at 5:15 am
I personally believe that Pillar of Autumn spaceships are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have videogames and I believe that our education like such as in Halo 2 and the Master Chief, everywhere, like such as, and I believe that they should our education over here in the sexy hologram should help the Master Chief or should help Eastwoodian one-liners and should help the Master Chief and the alienated, lonely gamers so we will be able to build up our future for our…
August 31st, 2007 at 5:26 am
I’m not sure if that’s aimed at TIME or me, but I salute you!
*goes to grab a map*
August 31st, 2007 at 9:39 am
dharma bum…..i have no idea what you are saying…
August 31st, 2007 at 11:29 am
@Dharma Bum: That was great. Good way to start my friday. Like such as, FTW!
http://www.morningtoast.com/index.php/2007/08/im-sorry-i-missed-the-miss-teen-usa-pageant/
August 31st, 2007 at 2:03 pm
A Halo schooling session is in heavy order. This writer obviously didn’t play a lick of Halo, otherwise he would have known that the Pillar of Autumn gets destroyed at the very beginning of Halo. Oh wait, my loneliness is the only reason I know that. Poor me. All nine million of us lonely soles are in major need of help, so Time hints at.
August 31st, 2007 at 3:42 pm
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