t3h w31rd: August 26th, 2007
This week has it all, people! Whether it being the PSP-equivalent of the Red Ring of Death, a bad Korean version of Street Fighter: The Movie, a really, really bad knock-off of Super Mario Bros. sponsored by PETA, or Bad Dudes: The Movie, this week has a little bit of everything. So sit down, shut up, read, and rejoice.
It’s t3h w31rd.
We’ve all known for a long time about the Xbox 360’s RRoD issue. Hell, odds are you have been a victim of those flashing crimson lights of doom. However, these screens show that the Xbox 360 is NOT the only console that can crap out on you. That’s right, peeps — the Blue Screen of Death on your PSP.
Funnydale, on a personal note… I feel your pain.
Help Master Chief defeat the Covenant, win a PS3!
…yeah, I saw this ad on MySpace this past Wednesday…
…yeah. Just more proof that if you click any of these “win a free PS3/Xbox360/Wii” ads, your’e a dumbass.
How do you say “Hyduken” in Korean?
You know, those crazy Turkish aren’t the only ones who can make really bad movies. The Koreans have that covered as well, as shown in this eight minute video right here:
Now, don’t even ask me what the hell is going on. I have no idea. But I swear, it’s funny to watch.
PETA is SO gonna get sued…
Have you ever asked yourself “What if Mario and Luigi were chickens, and were fighting against the evil forces of the murderous KFC Colonel in an attempt to save Pamela Anderson?”… God, I hope not. But, someone did. Ladies and Gentlemen, it pains me to present to you “PETA’s Super Chick Sisters”.
There is no denying that this is a rather cheap Super Mario knock-off, and knowing how insanely paranoid Nintendo is about licensing their properties to 3rd party developers to make console games, I somehow seriously don’t think they’ve authorized this rather creative knock-off.
But out winner…
Bad Dudes starring Feldman and Haim?!
Ok, so it probably won’t star either of the Coreys, let alone both, but still! Check out this poster found at a local movie theatre! The image, taken by Destructoid user “Kif”, apparently shows the silhouette’s of the two Bad Dudes from… well, Bad Dudes striking their famous pose.
Of all the video games that could be turned into bad action films… this could be the best.
Ever.
Now if you don’t mind me, I have a plate of scalded bird with gravy waiting for me… see y’all next week…
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