Open Letter to Game Informer Magazine
Monday, April 27th, 2009
My boyfriend was talked into the subscription as part of the membership at GameStop. I was laughing too hard at all the brother and sister geek-team arguing in the back corner to pay much attention, and Chris assures me he only agreed to the membership package just to get the overly-helpful guy behind the counter to stop talking . Either way, Game Informer Magazine has been coming to our house for the last year or so.
That said, I need to get a couple of things off my chest in regards to the mag. First, let me point out what I like about GI.
Good things about Game Informer
1. I like reading about video games and GI does a great job of staying abreast of the latest news and new releases.
2. I like the calendar of new releases.
Now, let me start bitching about what I don’t like about GI.
Bad Things about Game Informer
1. It is way too much of a sausage fest. If you actually take time to read through the editors page, it’s nothing but dudes. As a female reader, would it kill you to add a female perspective to the magazine? Chicks might like to read what other girl-gamers have to say, and let’s face it — the male readership would love to read what those girl-gamers are into, so that they may figure out something to say to that cute girl in their chem lab.
Now, I get it that the majority of gamers are guys. I live with that everyday, when I kick their asses at Tiger Woods or Madden. But really, to flat out ignore a potential female audience is a detriment to your circulation numbers. I doubt anyone is beating down the door to start up a girl-gamer mag as the numbers wouldn’t make a whole lot of sense economically speaking (not yet anyway), but there are girls and women that really like to play video games. They also would appreciate reading a magazine that maybe includes a female point of view in terms of what’s hot and what to look for. You have an online female editor, but the print edition has not one. Huh?
2. There are never any by-lines. Maybe a female writer is responsible for some features, but we’d never know, would we?
3. Not everyone spent their teens in their parents’ basements applying oxyclean and playing video games on every system known to man. To continually refer to and compare new games with games from 20 years ago is a bit of a turn-off. Sorry, but when you boys were playing with your joystcks, I had better things to do, and even then I was only a flirt with games. So everytime you refer to some arcane game from the Sega Game Cube, I just tune out.
You must understand that today’s gamers are not all hardcore nerds and geeks. Many are normals or quasi-geeks and just want to read fun and informative articles on what games they may want to check out in the future. Have a little diversity in your coverage of said games, and I’ll bet you dollars to doughnuts that if you added a couple of or at least one female (or a normal, but that’s a whole other gripe) to your editorial staff, Game Informer would be more accessible to a whole new demographic.
And sorry, I am not available. There is no way I’m moving to Minneapolis. Thanks anyway.

Meanwhile, the Game Audio Network Guild, or GANG…seriously, it’s like everyone is making up groups just to give out awards. Anyhoo, the GANG held its award ceremony at a Chuck-E-Cheese in San Francisco last week. Parents were notified when the award show ran past everyone’s 9pm bedtime.
Alright, so yesterday BioWare (itself now a division of EA) announced the coming sequel, Mass Effect 2. And wouldn’t you know it, I just recently started playing Mass Effect (the first of a planned trilogy, so the sequel is hardly a surprise), as if I knew that I’d better get to it before the sequel does come out. Is it that I have a sixth sense for my gaming priorities based on upcoming releases of a game’s sequel or three-quel? No, I blame Gamefly.
Not that I place a lot of weight in user scores or even editor/reviewer scores, but hey, if the scores are really low and consistently low among other sites, I am prone to skip the game. If I somehow got a quicker turnaround on my Gamefly rentals, I’d probably be a little more adventurous when it comes to lame games. But it takes too damn long to get the game in the first place for me to dillydally around with crappy games.
I don’t think it would be much of a stretch for anyone out there to believe that I am a fan of Battlestar Galactica (so say we all). And watching last night’s episode on SciFi HD, I finally watched the trailer for Halo Wars on a big HD screen, and let’s just say…like Wayland Smithers when a new Malibu Stacy comes out…I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.



Unfortunately, the author, the Game Guy aka David Sheets, makes a good case…if he were talking hardware only. Yes, the actual console in terms of hardware can be a piece of sh*t.
Although I understand the Game Guy’s frustration with the hardware problems with the Xbox 360, I cannot agree with his summation that the Xbox 360 is the worst console in the world. If you consider the ease of playing Live, and the awe-inspiring graphics, as well as the convenience of the Xbox marketplace, as well as the calibre of games 
Atlas…Like Atlas Shrugged? To be honest, I couldn’t finish Atlas Shrugged. I read The Fountainhead, and got through the Ellsworth Toohey 30-page speech about altruism, and when I ran across the same diatribe in Atlas Shrugged, courtesy of John Galt; well, I just closed up the book and gave it away. Rand is not hard to read as in she discusses difficult issues and uses hard words; no, Rand is difficult to read because there is a lot of repetition and it gets really, really boring.
All in all, I love the plot. I like killing the “splicers” (though I do wish for a little more diversity in these crazed foes) and random other bots and Big Daddy’s. I even like rescuing the little sisters — I haven’t “harvested” one yet. It’s just hard for me to kill a child, even if she carries a giant syringe that she likes to plunge into her victims’ heads.





